I was reading them and laughing at my desk (my kids are used to that happening, though, so no big deal there.) Here were some of my favorites:
I’M PLOTTING AGAINST YOU. (I’m a writer. It’s what I do.)
If you were in my novel, I’d have killed you off by now.
Writers get the last word.
Some of my best friends are fictional.
WARNING! I’m a writer. Anything you say or do may be used in a story.
LET’S EAT GRANDMA. LET’S EAT, GRANDMA. COMMAS SAVE LIVES!
I really want to own shirts with these sayings on them because every time I read them, I smile. So funny!
(You can go here to Wendy's blog and read the entire list of funny writer shirts and see a couple of pictures. Very creative.)
If you could wear a writer shirt, what would it say on it?